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277 North Keswick Avenue, Glenside, PA
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Dumplings

  • Extra Sauce Cup

  • 3 pack

    $8.00

  • 6 pack

    Mix and Match for your favorite flavor combination!
    $14.00

  • 12 pack

    $24.00

  • The "Specials" Special

    we think we're pretty good cooks! we want you to try our rotating flavors so we can collect feed back and make more of what you guys like :) so here's the deal. you pick one flavor to try. you'll get 3 dumplings to munch, share, or ponder over. we'd love to hear how and who you enjoyed it with!
    $5.00

  • Fried / Frozen

Noodles

  • Honey Chipotle Chicken Noodles

    Sauteed onions and crispy chicken tossed in Humpty’s Honey BBQ sauce with a ranch drizzle and scallion garnish.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • Buffalo Chicken Noodles

    Crispy chicken bites and Humpty’s Mild Wing sauce. garnished with blue cheese crumbles and a drizzle of ranch.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • General Tso Noodles

    carrot medallions, broccoli florets, water chestnuts. deep fried chicken nuggets. tossed in Humpty's General Tso sauce. garnished with scallions
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • Chicken Pot Pie Noodles

    Chicken breast, mixed veggies, homemade gravy. topped with pie crust crumbles and shredded carrots.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • Cheesesteak Noodles

    Chip steak, peppers, onions, cheese sauce. garnished with scallions.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • Just Noodles

    OUT OF STOCK
    $6.00

Sides

  • Fries

    $5.00

  • Uglies Sweet Potato Chips

    OUT OF STOCK
    $2.00

  • Suzie's Grain-Free Pretzels

    OUT OF STOCK
    $2.00

Drinks - Online

  • Water

    $1.50

  • 12oz Can

  • 16oz Peace Tea

  • 18.5oz Gold Peak Tea

  • 20oz Soda

Catering

  • Hot, Half Pan (30 dumplings)

    Eagles Playoff Promotion! Choose 1 or 2 flavors. flavors will be separated with wax paper and labelled
    $55.00

  • Hot, Full Pan (60 dumplings)

    Choose 1, 2, or 3 flavors flavors will be split evenly unless otherwise specified. you can select a flavor twice if you want a 40/20 split flavors will be separated with wax paper and labelled.
    $95.00

  • French Fries, Full Pan

    $30.00

  • French Fries, Half Pan

    $20.00

Retail Sauces

  • Humpty's Dumpling Sauce

    We partnered with our friends @hotboxphilly to get our most popular sauces bottled
    $10.00

  • Humpty's Honey BBQ Sauce

    We partnered with our friends @hotboxphilly to get our most popular sauces bottled
    $10.00

  • Humpty's Spicy Sauce

    We partnered with our friends @hotboxphilly to get our most popular sauces bottled
    $10.00

Humpday

Dumplings

  • Extra Sauce Cup

  • Humpday 3 pack

    Pick Any 3 dumplings that strike your fancy. modifiers can be added more than once
    $3.00

  • Humpday 6pack

    1 box. 6 dumplings. mix and match as you please. we try our best to identify/separate flavors but it becomes difficult beyond 3 varieties.
    $6.00

  • Humpday 12 pack

    this box we limit to 4 flavors as a way to optimize for folks that want speed/value but also really want to know which is which
    $12.00

  • Fried / Frozen

Noodles

  • Honey Chipotle Chicken Noodles

    Sauteed onions and crispy chicken tossed in Humpty’s Honey BBQ sauce with a ranch drizzle and scallion garnish.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • Buffalo Chicken Noodles

    Crispy chicken bites and Humpty’s Mild Wing sauce. garnished with blue cheese crumbles and a drizzle of ranch.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • General Tso Noodles

    carrot medallions, broccoli florets, water chestnuts. deep fried chicken nuggets. tossed in Humpty's General Tso sauce. garnished with scallions
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • Chicken Pot Pie Noodles

    Chicken breast, mixed veggies, homemade gravy. topped with pie crust crumbles and shredded carrots.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • Cheesesteak Noodles

    Chip steak, peppers, onions, cheese sauce. garnished with scallions.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

  • Just Noodles

    OUT OF STOCK
    $6.00

Sides

  • Fries

    $5.00

  • Uglies Sweet Potato Chips

    OUT OF STOCK
    $2.00

  • Suzie's Grain-Free Pretzels

    OUT OF STOCK
    $2.00

Drinks

  • Humpty's Lemonade

    $3.00

  • Water

    $1.50

  • 12oz Can

  • 16oz Peace Tea

  • Iced Tea

  • 20oz Soda

HumpdayCatering

  • Humpday, Half Pan (30 dumplings)

    Eagles Playoff Promotion! Choose 1 or 2 flavors. flavors will be separated with wax paper and labelled
    $30.00

  • Humpday, Full Pan (60 dumplings)

    Choose 1, 2, or 3 flavors flavors will be split evenly unless otherwise specified. you can select a flavor twice if you want a 40/20 split flavors will be separated with wax paper and labelled.
    $60.00

  • Chafers, Sterno, Tongs

    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.00

Humpty's Dumplings Location and Hours

(215) 935-6180
277 North Keswick Avenue, Glenside, PA 19038
Open now • Closes at 11PM
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